If Only

Reasons why I would love HQ to have POD capabilities:

Exhibit A

Wherein 33 people will make money off my work. I’m not one of them.

Exhibit B

Wherein 49 people will make money off my work. I’m not one of them here, either, unless someone’s willing to pay more money.

Exhibit C

One of the funniest HQs ever, and one I’d definitely shell out to have again. But I guess, as a consumer, I’m SOL unless I want to take a chance on a reseller. And I DON’T.

Exhibit D

There are actually 7 books in this series I would pay an uncouth amount of money to obtain again, as I have a silly emotional attachment to it. Again, I can’t get them. Or I should say won’t, because Ms. Lee will not see the proceeds.

Exhibit E:

If you purchased this book without a cover you should be aware that this book is stolen property. It was reported as “unsold and destroyed” to the publisher, and neither the author nor the publisher has received any payment for this “stripped book”.

I know intellectually that the old, moribund print system has vastly superior brick & mortar distribution capabilities than does POD. This does not stop me from being shamed by the waste. (Not to mention tired of explaining reserve against returns.)

Exhibit F:

I have collected 108 of Betty Neels’s… whatever-number-it-is backlist. I want the rest. I can’t get them unless I wait for re-releases, go to resellers or buy used. I’m not real hyped up over those choices.

 

Yes, I know it would have to pay more than cover price to necro-on-demand any of these titles.

Yes, I know the legalities of necro-on-demand would more than likely require new contracts or at least addendums.

It’s  too late for me and all other HQ authors who were and will be contracted before HQ becomes POD capable. It’s not too late for future favorites to never fall victim to “out of stock” after their month-long shelf life.

Hey, a girl can dream. Thanks to this latest poochscrew, my dreams of once again holding beloved books in my hands — and knowing the author or heirs) received their due — will have to wait even longer.

/sigh

Escalator to WTFville

Oh, well played, RWA.

De-certing HQ is like saying a hospital can’t treat patients because there’s a cafeteria in the building.

/facepalm

ETA:

Okay, so now HQHo is… just Ho, apparently, but the double standard still remains.

What about RH/Xlibris? Why is RH still certed?

Can someone explain this to me in small words, because clearly, there’s something  I’m missing.

Yes, Virginia, It Really Is A Business

Today, they’re calling Harlequin a “vanity publisher”. Hence the video.

Do I think it was the greatest idea to attach the HQ brand — even loosely — with a self-publishing house? No. But I do wish I was a stockholder.

Anyone who’s really been paying attention in this industry knows that publishing houses are more endangered than virginity on a Billy Idol tour bus.

Think about it, folks. What services do publishing houses really offer that are worth their cut of the take when anyone — even professionals authors; hell,especially professional authors with an established audience – can not only publish digitally or through POD for less of a cut than what they’re losing in royalties to a publisher, but also pay for editorial and packaging for less of a loss?

Authors are already bearing most of the branding/promotional burden and costs at traditional publishing houses. When you can simply upload a PDF file and charge for it with really simple and FREE software, how can a publisher justify the huge chunk they take away from the author?

That’s not to mention the ridiculous amount of time it takes to go from submission to royalties-in-your-pocket stage. Why toe the line when, theoretically, you could be earning money from your work right now?

They’re entering the POD business. They’re going after Lulu’s self-publishing market share! ZOMG!

Does this make them stupid and evil and deserving of the poo-slinging?

No, no it does not.  I see a sea change in their business model coming up. If they own their own POD presses, they don’t have to pay someone else for printing or warehousing costs. No more — or far less — reserves against returns, either. Overhead becomes a manageable expense.

So instead of demonizing HQ, think, please. To me, it looks as if they too have seen the writing on the wall and are actually doing something about it instead of sitting around, wringing their hands. They are adapting. This is why their division remains profitable. And why I wish I owned stock.

I Gnaw, Right?

I feel all sorts of vindicated now.

See, Mel? I’m not the only one.

Directive

Go to Mystery Google

Without typing anything in the search field, click the “Google Search” button.

Read the response, and do what comes naturally…

(Btw, Mystery Google — if you actually do try to search something there –gives you the last searcher’s results, not yours. Minutes and minutes of fun. I’d say “hours and hours” of “good clean” fun, but I kinda wanted to bleach my eyeballs after reading some of the things people were searching for. First result was “Snugglie”. It went downhill from there.)

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Things To Do In MN When You’re Not Dead

Okay, so after a not-long-enough sabbatical from all things writing/editing/interwebs related, I’m back briefly to report in.

ISSUE: Bored and Boringability

I’m not bored, really, though I’m starting to get there. Much has gone on at home to keep me away from interwebby things, which is good, because every time I go near Google Reader and see the mountain of queued TeleRead messages, that old keep-up-with-the-technology stress kicks in, hardcore.

We won’t even talk about the number of unread email messages I have right now, either — I’m wading through them as I can, but I’m slow.

Meanwhile, I’ve done a lot of thinking (and a lot of sleeping). Some long-term goals have been set, and some short-term ones. I’ve a project in the works that I won’t talk about because I’m not 100% sold on the idea yet. It’s a bit different than what I’m used to doing. There’s a need for it, though, so we’ll see what happens.

Otherwise, I’ve not much else to report.  I’ve got boringability covered. =)

And Speaking Of Business Decisions…

I’d imagine most people know by now that I’ve resigned from Lyrical Press. I hadn’t announced it here yet because, quite frankly, I’ve been asleep more than I’ve been awake since it happened.

I know there are rumors flying about various things, and I can’t help that. People react to change differently; to make drama out of every last thing is human. It is, nonetheless, quite annoying and in some cases, insulting (hey, I’m human, too) so today I’m here to talk about the only reasons that mattered when I made my decision.

Tantamount was return on investment, and a big ol’ list of pros and cons. Most of you probably don’t know that since last November, I’ve had a part-time job on the side, working with my beloved shiny things. When weighed against the stress and time demands of my Lyrical job, the jewelry job won, no question.

Of course, over and above that, I still have three school-aged kids and a much-loved husband at home who need a mom and wife far worse than I need to work 70 hours a week in publishing. Opportunity cost = insurmountable.

The physical cost finally forced my hand, once and for all. When I went to the doctor about a cold I couldn’t get rid of, and words like “H1N1 candidate” and “pneumonia” got thrown around, believe me, they got my attention. Hence the massive, luxuriant amount of sleep going on around here.

Beyond that, here’s what I can tell you:

No, I don’t know who will take over as EIC. And I fail to see how that’s any of my business.

Yes, Managing Editor Pamela Tyner is — for the thousandth time — proving herself to be a mensch.

Yes, things will change. How much, I don’t know. My job right now is to keep my nose out of it, and finish the books I’ve presently got in the system.

Yes, it is difficult to kiss off 20 months of sweat equity and fried brain cells, but I did my part to get Lyrical launched. It’s not perfect. No house is, but I can’t name another house that demands as much from itself on its authors’ and readers’ behalf than Lyrical.

No, I am not opening my own house. I’ve no plans right now beyond sleep, uninterrupted parenting, getting some exercise, and spending time just about anywhere but in this chair. Anyone who doesn’t believe that clearly hasn’t seen the flat spot on my butt.

Of course, that won’t stop me from following industry developments. Production turned out to be my great love in this business, and having looked far down the road, I’ve quite a little to say about e-book technology types and the emerging static vs. dynamic content camps.

I’ll say some of it…someday. For now, I’m in wrap-up and shiny thing mode.

QP: Still Doin’ It Right

Maybe it’s not cool or wise to be excited about one’s competition, but from the moment I first heard about Quartet Press, I was revved. Finally, someone with reputation, clout and know-how to make something happen, and maybe even impose some positive change in digital publishing!

Then they hired Angela James — who is the absolute best at what she does — and I thought, “Watch out, world. Here they come!”

And then, in the blink of an eye…there they went.  Seeing as how I’m working on pneumonia atm, I thought for a minute I was hallucinating when I heard the news. But then I hit the blogosphere and learned it was true. There went a whole lot of hope and faith, straight into the toilet.

So now the post-mortem will begin with speculation — some wild, some vicious, some valid — and I’m thinking it might be time for an industry-wide reality check. Because from the start, while I was very excited to see what QP could do for the industry, as someone who’s spent the last 18 months buried deep in the digital publishing trenches, my first reaction was, “That’s awesome, but how the heck are they gonna pay everybody?”

What a lot of authors and indeed some industry professionals don’t understand is that while everyone was filled with “this is the future of publishing” joy and angst, the market was busy reinventing itself into the same old, same old. Digital publishing was supposed to have a much leaner “business model”. The middle man was gonna be cut out, there’d be no or few reserves against returns or returns, and everything was gonna be hunky dory and quick, fast money would be made by all.

[pause for the jaded laughter to subside]

Everything old has become new again for digital publishers. Online vendors — where a vast majority of sales take place due to consumer preference — now take anywhere from 35 to 60% right off the top. Add to that promotional deductions like rewards and other frequent-buyer perks, and the publisher is often looking at 25 – 30% of their list price actually coming back to them in revenue.

These expenses have completely and thoroughly replaced the cost of doing business once mocked as traditional publishing’s convoluted, bloated and inefficient business model. The market allowed itself to return to the status quo, and QP has now become the first very public casualty.

[pause for hats off to EC, for not allowing themselves to be held hostage by middlemen. You, too, have been doin it right for a good long while.]

If I were a venture capitalist or financial backer looking at the digital publishing business right now, I’d run away. The industry is not only at the mercy of the vendors, it’s also under the thumb of device developers who have their own ideas on how to make their investments pay out, including proprietary file types and bizarre DRM practices that pile expenses upon the digital publishers. Say what you will about how “easy” or “cheap” it is to produce quality digital product. I’m here to tell you that sure, if you want to pump out crappy files, it’s both cheap and easy. Hell, it’s free. But if you’re serious about making your product perfectly readable on countless dedicated and multi-purpose devices, digital publishers will have no choice but to put an enormous amount of 1) capital, 2) manhours and/or 3) both into quality assurance.

See, here’s the irony. Most ebook platforms are based on xhtml and, in part, CSS, both of which were never intended to mimic print convention. Never intended to do a LOT of things they’re now applied to, in fact. To make ebooks readable takes skill, time, and money, and digital publishers are shackled not only by coding languages that don’t lend themselves well to the practice, but by the fact that end-user specifications and device limitations can pretty well negate all progress made.

And epub? Digital publishing’s golden child? God love ‘em. Their heart’s in the right place and the device developers are starting to listen, but I still have a great number of reservations regarding the functionality and practicality of this file type. CSS, which ought to offer lifeblood to print convention concerns, just isn’t supported by devices claiming compatability, and…we’ve just got such a long way to go. Such a very, very long way to go in offering consumers something as easy and worry-free as sitting down and opening a book cover. They’re entitled to print convention expectations and ease of use.

Very, very, very long way to go.

At any rate, QP’s the one that got away. I don’t doubt that between non-negotiable vendor revenue-sinks, high-quality production, and an enormous amount of start-up funding needed (not to mention the amount of time it would take to earn that out and show profit), anyone interested in profit — and why would you be in business if you weren’t — would have to  hit the brakes. It’s a good, solid business decision anyone in their right mind would have to agree with.

Of course, I’m not happy about it. I had hopes. And they had Angie James and authors, who did not deserve to be thrown under the bus. I’m very sorry for all involved. I’m more sorry for the readers who will be cheated out of what might have been.

Just Because

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