Things I Learned This Holiday Season

1. Twenty-four sounds like a lot more than it really is.

2. The friend who calls just to make fun of your sore throat voice? They suck.

3. “Part-time” should now appear with permanent ironic-use quotation marks.

Things should be back to semi-normal this week. Next week, though… Oy.  Anyone who needs anything should hit me up this week. I make no promises from there.

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