Things I Learned This Weekend

  1. If you ever hear the words “Hon, could you…”, say no, and run.
  2. Laundry and rabbits have a lot in common.
  3. All shoes/boots/mittens carry identical magnetic charge, guaranteeing each shoe will repel its mate. Where there’s one, the other will never be found.
  4. Conversely, cats and cosmetics are oppositely charged, guaranteeing that upon application, lip gloss/nail polish will immediately become coated in fur. Any attempt to thwart this law of the physical universe is futile. Felines have been programmed with special ninja skills to disguise all furring attempts as pleas for affection.

Happy Monday…

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