Things I Learned This Weekend

  1. :whine:The secret “fun” book you cheat on your “real” projects with only remains fun until you realize how big the plot holes are.
  2. :yeyas:Family reunions make children sleep the clock around afterwards.
  3. :wtf:Javascript is even more incomprehensible than CSS.
  4. :feint:Do not leave ladders near bathroom doors. It will only bring the cat who wants to be fed directly to your eye level.
  5. :whine:Computer towers put out more BTUs than the average furnace. (Gawd it’s hot in here)
  6. :whine:Do not name characters Simon unless you really, really like action tags.
  7. :karate:Taking a time out to write a stress-relief scene in which you torture uncooperative characters in creative and excruciating ways is not the most productive use of time.
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One Response

  1. Our office can double as an oven with all of the computers in it. I usually come down in my shorts and t-shirt. :banghead:

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