Blame Elise

I’m probably gonna get yelled at for this, but it made me laugh:

A blonde called her boyfriend. “Please come over. I need help. There’s this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”

“What’s it supposed to be when it’s finished?” he asked.

“A tiger, according to the picture on the box.”

The boyfriend decided to go over and help with his girlfriend’s puzzle. When he arrived, she led him to a table where she’d spread out the pieces.

He studied them a moment, then examined the box. “First of all,” he said, “no matter what we do, we’ll never assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, I want you to relax. Maybe have a nice cup of tea, and then…”

He sighed. “Never mind. Let’s just put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”

Happy Friday the 13th!

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